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dancenotesandpieces:

Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)

Can’t not reblog

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iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
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I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

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iamanafricanprincess:

yes im a girl yes im a serial killer

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

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yourtubes:

how the Grinch stole your girl

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angry-twinkle:

this isnt my son
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angry-twinkle:

this isnt my son

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eifi-kissu:

HAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHA

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begitalarcos:

Peter finally confides in Wade about being raped by an unknown man who somehow overpowered him, and a woman who aided him… 

Wade leaves Peter at home to sleep while he thinks about what to do about the situation…

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beerinabox:

If I ever need to describe “moirail” to anyone.

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chantillyxlacey:

this makes me simultaneously overjoyed and really angry

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littlesparrow3:

avengersandcats:

m0difiedlife:

makeupbag:

bloodstainedbikinis:




galactic-gal:




princessleathercock:




acceptmyawkwardness:




superspecialawesomeattack:




makeupbyjanny:




onlymakesusstronger:




jamesxfc:




As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.




yeah, guy here, top looks way better




You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.




Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?




No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.
And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”
But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.




This^




Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.
Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.
Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to
Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies
And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick




^ BOOM!!




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yes. finally. for fucks sake. 

so we can’t have opinions now?

Oh no sweetheart, you can. We’re just pointing out that putting on make up, high heels, dresses, etc. Is not so that guys will be pleased. Most of the time guys don’t notice or appreciate what women do. We’re artists, and women are usually the only one’s who understand how much work, and time it takes to get ready, to put on makeup that WE feel comfortable with. Also those women who don’t put on make up are just as beautiful and wonderful as women who do, we’re just pointing out the fact that what a woman does or does not do to her body is entirely up to her. Will there be things we disagree on? Yeah, I  personally think the eyebrow is too heavily shaded, I however do applaud the use of the highlighter color under the brow to give her that amazing smooth look. I bet you didn’t even think of that, that women use make up as paint and their faces as canvas. It takes a practiced hand to do make up.
 You can have an opinion, please in fact do, just make sure that, that opinion doesn’t belittle or make women seem like everything they do is to please men or to look good for a standard that we might not posses. What is beautiful to one won’t be to the other and you know what? That’s perfectly fine. 
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littlesparrow3:

avengersandcats:

m0difiedlife:

makeupbag:

bloodstainedbikinis:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

^ BOOM!!

Important commentary bolded. 

yes. finally. for fucks sake. 

so we can’t have opinions now?

Oh no sweetheart, you can. We’re just pointing out that putting on make up, high heels, dresses, etc. Is not so that guys will be pleased. Most of the time guys don’t notice or appreciate what women do. We’re artists, and women are usually the only one’s who understand how much work, and time it takes to get ready, to put on makeup that WE feel comfortable with. Also those women who don’t put on make up are just as beautiful and wonderful as women who do, we’re just pointing out the fact that what a woman does or does not do to her body is entirely up to her. Will there be things we disagree on? Yeah, I  personally think the eyebrow is too heavily shaded, I however do applaud the use of the highlighter color under the brow to give her that amazing smooth look. I bet you didn’t even think of that, that women use make up as paint and their faces as canvas. It takes a practiced hand to do make up.

 You can have an opinion, please in fact do, just make sure that, that opinion doesn’t belittle or make women seem like everything they do is to please men or to look good for a standard that we might not posses. What is beautiful to one won’t be to the other and you know what? That’s perfectly fine. 

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